function Get-CurrentUsername {
<#
.SYNOPSIS
    This function is just a shim to make it easier to figure out who you are
#>
    [CmdletBinding()]
    [OutputType([string])]
    param()

    $logLead = (Get-LogLeadName)

    $currentUsername = $env:USERNAME

    if ([string]::IsNullOrWhiteSpace($currentUsername)) {
        try {
            $currentUsername = (whoami)
        } catch {
            Write-Verbose "$logLead : Is `whoami` supported on this system?"
        }
    }

    if ([string]::IsNullOrWhiteSpace($currentUsername)) {
        # How is this empty? Maybe someone jacked with the environment variables?
        $homePath = (Resolve-Path -Path ~\ -ErrorAction Ignore)
        if ([string]::IsNullOrWhiteSpace($homePath)) {
            throw "$logLead : I have no clue what the current username is. Fix this sometime when you can repro."
        }
        $currentUsername = (Split-Path -Path $homePath -Leaf)
    }

    return $currentUsername
}